ACME ...
  •  ACME Saturdays ... Work will start at 8 and breakfast for those working is at 7:30.  Call 954-552-0580
    July 8th
    July 15th
    August 26th

    This is your chance to work those required hours.
      Volunteer to do projects during the week too!
    Come by and help get some much needed projects completed around the club. Thank you to all that volunteer.
    We are always looking for more help. You need those ACME hours!

    Just in time Emails
    If, as a member of LSBC, you would like to be reminded just in time for events happening soon, send an Email to and ask Elton to put you on his event notification list. He promises you will not end up on anyone’s ‘annoying’ list.

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2016 quote of the year.
When you are dead, you do not know that you are dead. All of the pain is felt by others.
The same thing happens when you are stupid.

General Patton

"Never fight a battle that winning doesn't make any difference."


As I age, I realize that:
 1. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
 2. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

 3. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!
4. When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now, it's like a mini vacation.
 Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

 I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

 How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.