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  •  ACME Saturdays ... Work will start at 8 and breakfast for those working is at 7:30. ACME DATE: TBA

    This is your chance to work those required hours.
    ALSO
      Volunteer to do projects during the week too!
    Thank you to all that volunteer.
    We are always looking for more help. You need those ACME hours!


    Just in time Emails
    If, as a member of LSBC, you would like to be reminded just in time for events happening soon, send an Email to commodore@l-s-b-c.com and ask Patrick to put you on his event notification list. He promises you will not end up on anyone’s ‘annoying’ list.
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    Saturday & Sunday Breakfast  
    The pit will open for breakfast every weekend on Saturday and Sunday. Enjoy a nice breakfast and hot coffee while you watch the boats and planes go by.

    Vessel Safety Check
    Click on the above to view forms and expectations
QUOTES & SAYINGS
2016 quote of the year.
When you are dead, you do not know that you are dead. All of the pain is felt by others.
The same thing happens when you act stupid.


Chinese Proverb
 
“The Person Who Says It Cannot Be Done Should Not Interrupt The Person Who Is Doing It.” –


Well Now
I would like to agree with you but then we would both be wrong.

General Patton

"Never fight a battle that winning doesn't make any difference."

Who's your best friend?
Want to find out who your best friend is, your wife or your dog?
Lock them both in the trunk of your car for two hours and see who is glad to see you when you open the trunk.

ADULT TRUTHS

As I age, I realize that:
 
 1. I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.
 
 2. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

 3. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!
 
  
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.


 How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.